I'm drunk. AMA

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 10/09/2015 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

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mmm, pizza and beer...i’m already 2 corona tall poys and a stella in. bring on thwe weekend! (kidding, I have studying to do tmw)

Also, I’m doing a how its made marathon ATM. I love this how.

Punk_Girl_98 > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 18:56

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Can you walk a straight line? Lol.

I looove watching How It’s Made also!

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 18:57

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Can i drive your motorcycle?

bob and john > Punk_Girl_98 10/09/2015 at 19:00

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I had NOTHING else to eat or drink all day until now, and after 3 tall boys in 10 minutes....man...I dont think so....


EDIT: yea no, not happening.

bob and john > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/09/2015 at 19:01

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key is in my drawer. come over.

(assuming you have your motorcycle permit)

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:01

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Where’s my money?!

bob and john > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 10/09/2015 at 19:02

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blew on hookers and cocaine. and pizza.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:03

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a tree fell in the woods and no one’s around to hear it does a chicken come before the egg?

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 10/09/2015 at 19:04

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Canadian Moose.

Punk_Girl_98 > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:05

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Lol sit down and chow down on some food.

Oh, and don’t totally prank phone call an ex girlfriend right now. But if you do, record it and share it with us lol.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:05

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This is an acceptable excuse.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:06

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I don’t have a permit :(

bob and john > Punk_Girl_98 10/09/2015 at 19:08

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ex 1: bat shit crazy. quit university to become a physic last I heard.
ex2: was never really into the relation. ended on meh terms. Havent spoken to her in years.
ex 3: parted on good terms. she still messages me.. even though SHE was the one tht ended it. She couldnt do a long distance relationship. We shall see what happens.


and yes, i made a pizza. I’m almost done. need more food.

bob and john > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/09/2015 at 19:08

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dam .

let me sober up and I’ll teach you :D

Svend > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:09

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Sounds good.

I’m going to be honest. I’m watching a ‘chick flick’ (A Gift Of Miracles) and no not with a chick, but because I like them with a bottle of Pinot Grigio and some thick Cumberland Sausage and gently fried Black Pudding covered in HP Brown Sauce.

I’ll hit the Guinness when the wine is finished.

bob and john > Svend 10/09/2015 at 19:12

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I’ll drink guiness and engoy it if i’m with buddies and want to look tougher then I am...

but I admit, my go-to is ciders. love them.

Svend > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:17

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Ciders are good also. I prefer a refreshing Swedish cider but will happily drink a British or Irish cider.

Guinness I wouldn’t say is a mans drink but like other stouts and porters is more of an acquired taste that needs nurtured to fully appreciate.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 19:30

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How do you deal with road rage? Do all Canadians say guy?

bob and john > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 10/09/2015 at 19:42

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poutine and maple syrup man.

asindhidude > Punk_Girl_98 10/09/2015 at 19:42

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Been there. Don’t do it.

Punk_Girl_98 > asindhidude 10/09/2015 at 20:19

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Lol

Punk_Girl_98 > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 20:20

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Yummy!

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend 10/09/2015 at 20:23

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What is swedish cider? How is it different from english or irish cider?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 20:24

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I had poutine for the first time on Wednesday. I can already feel my arteries hardening and it’s slowly spreading throughout my body. How long do I have to live?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Xyl0c41n3 10/09/2015 at 20:36

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Yes.

Svend > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/09/2015 at 20:49

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Swedish cider such as Kopparberg is a sweeter, more refreshing sparkling cider and best with lots of ice.

I’d say British and Irish cider is more of a stronger less sweet naturally sparking cider such as Bulmers, Gaymers, Magners, Somersby, etc...

Then we have the still and quite strong ciders.

There is a Cumbrian cider which they won’t sell to anyone who isn’t local as in the past non locals have suffered from alcohol poisoning.

bob and john > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/09/2015 at 22:26

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if you keep eating it, it will stay liquid and you will live

The Compromiser > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/09/2015 at 23:40

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I’ve ridden it. It’s got fiddly bits. It was fun.

The Compromiser > bob and john 10/09/2015 at 23:41

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Where’s my hooker and what happend to my blow? Ate the pizza already.

bob and john > The Compromiser 10/09/2015 at 23:46

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...SHIT HE IS ON TO ME

hops on the SV and heads for the twistys.


BTW, i’m going to get a daytona 675R next. i;’ll make sure to swing by and get you on it and see how much worse a real sport bike is compared to the SV

Snuze: Needs another Swede > bob and john 10/10/2015 at 07:06

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Ahh, so that’s the secret. Might have to give that a try, that shit was delicious!

The Compromiser > bob and john 10/10/2015 at 13:25

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Are the controls even smaller and just under the taillights????

bob and john > The Compromiser 10/10/2015 at 15:41

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Jokes aside, when i rode it, it felt like my ass was over the rear wheel. Very different feeling. But it turned on a friggen dime.

The Compromiser > bob and john 10/10/2015 at 17:19

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Sounds like fun. Hopefully I keep mine intact for a season....

bob and john > The Compromiser 10/10/2015 at 18:09

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hehe, dont worry, this will be in a year or two at least.

#GRAVELISTHEENEMY